I stumbled into this making things for another project.

I wanted to make some custom cards myself instead of ordering them. I like doing things myself, to a fault: to this day I haven't watched a single YouTube video on laser engraving. I'd have learned faster. I learn more thoroughly this way. One machine led to another, and it hasn't stopped.

VURMZ was an inside joke in high school, then my gamer tag, and now it's on the invoices and the license plate. Yes, it sounds like worms. It's also very easy to Google.

I'm one person. I've lived in Centennial since before it was Centennial, and you might catch the plate around town. When you text me, you're texting the guy holding the laser.